Trees are majestic creations of Mother Nature. They’re solid, grounded, made from wood, oh, and ripe for puns and jokes for kids. Yes, Mama, really. We rounded up the funniest jokes, puns, one-liners, and riddles about trees that will have you and the littles LOLing for days. You better beleaf it. Looking at trees, it’s easy to assume they do nothing, but looks can be deceiving! Not only are they home to hundreds of woodland creatures, but we would literally die without them. They turn the carbon dioxide we exhale into the oxygen we inhale. These strong, quiet giants are the backbone of our ecosystem. And they can also be pretty hilarious. After all, are you really a science lover if you can’t pull out a sick photosynthesis joke on the fly? Trees may not be active life forms in the traditional sense, but we’ve foraged through creative minds and sites from all over the internet to show you how cool they can be. There are many, many reasons to save a tree, and being able to tell these jokes is one of them. So, the next time you see one of these beauties, think of how special they are and tell it one of these jokes.
Swimming trunks!
It’s been nice gnawing you!
It was feeling green!
They log on.
Because they are the best at throwing shade!
It started its own branch.
Because it was being knotty.
A palm tree!
Timber.
For rest.
It watched a sappy movie.
Because they never leaf when you want them to.
In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.
A sour puss.
The Captain’s log.
Absent without leaf.
It leafs an impression.
They get sappy.
*BA-DUM TSSSHH*
Leaf me alone, birch!
SepTIMMMBERRR!
Root beer.
Tulips.
She was jealous because every one of them had a bigger crown than her.
They always drop their needles.
It’s true. I saw it with my own eyes!
Leaf me alone!
It’s a corn-y one!
Elementree school.
Sticky fingers.
She’s still pining to be one of the poplar kids.
The outside.
Amp-leaf-ication.
Eleafant.
No way, that’s just nuts!
The horse chestnut. (It totally conkers the competition.)
Treeumph
In order to get down, she had to sit on a branch and wait until fall.
It wooden go.
A giant sequoia tree’s shadow.
I’ll tell you tomorrow.
Jel-leaf-ish.
They take the buzz.
Anything that plays the poplar hits.
They spruce themselves up.
A houseplant going on vacation.
It shrubs.
By teleafone.
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It couldn’t get to the root of the problem.
A root canal.
All of them.
Poultree.
Because they constantly have to go out on a limb.
Fell out of the tree.
Because they are sycamore.
They maple their brand off the shelves.
You don’t. Down comes from a duck.
It won’t stop trunk texting their ax.
To the baobarber.
It was poplar.
They sign a peace tree-ty
The other half.
It took a leaf of absence.
The outside.
Leaf me alone.
Near-leaf five.
Lemon-aid.
It was against his beleafs.
Geometree.
It asked for no twigs attached.
Spruce Springsteen.
Take it or leaf it.
The thing is, it’s tearable.
The other half. Because they get stumped by the questions.
Nothing. Rocks don’t talk!
Sweetgums.
It couldn’t stick to a root-ine.
Tell it acorn-y joke.
It took the wrong root.
Get a faceleaft.
For shopleafting.
It never got in on the oak.
It was so busy pining after unavailable trees that it never really branched out.
In a river bank.
She called in sick and went to the beech.
Neither, they both weigh one pound.
It had the right qua-leaf-ications.
Montreeal.
May the forest be with you. This article was originally published on Jan. 8, 2020 |